Tuesday, March 11, 2014


Is it possible for your stomach to give birth because I am pretty sure that is whats happening. I have these waves of pain that I can't quite figure out yet as I am just getting used to this new body. It either comes from drinking to fast, not eating enough, eating too much, not drinking enough, drinking water to fast, not taking enough laxatives, taking too many laxatives, or taking pills too close together. You can see why there is a simple solution to this problem, my stomach must have gotten impregnated during surgery. Now I want to make it clear that I have never been in labor per say, however I have watched it and it seems it would feel like this. Hello Doctor I am ready for my epidural now, thanks!

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